Aunt: Does the desert have sunrise and sunset?
Me: Yeah! Of course.
Aunt: CORRECT! Do you know who told me 'no'? Your mum!
Mum: What?!
Aunt: Last time, when we were on a trip in Vegas, your mum waited to see the sunrise and sunset but she after such a long time, she couldn't see any difference so she thought it was like that in the desert.
Mum: *semi-argues and mumbles about her theory on the desert's horizon*
This was by my cousin, Patrick:
One day, he went jungle trekking with his friends. It was pitch black, they couldn't see anything. He only had a small penlight and it was quite dim in the dark. All of them went to brush our teeth and stuff at a river, you see. So, he brought his toiletries bag, of course.
Suddenly, he heard someone whispering to him, turned out to be his friend.
Friend: Eh, Patrick, Patrick... Could you lend me some toothpaste?
Patrick: Oh! Sure, of course.
*Fishes out item and passes it to his friend who rushes off*
After that, he pulled out another similar tube and checks it with his penlight.
Eh, how come my toothpaste is here?
OH MY GOD! I GAVE HIM THE DEEP HEAT!
Friend: What the hell!? Patrick, why is this toothpaste so bloody hot? *curses off in the distance*
And that is supposed to last till... Priority to my English Blog cos I need to fill up ze weekly quota. Whoopdedoo...
*edit* I MUST SHARE THIS WITH ALL THE OURAN & VAMPIRE KNIGHT FANS. JUST READ IT! XD
A Super "KYAA~..." Cross-over.
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